When is Obama going to learn?

gloriasb on DailyKos points to the a buried paragraph in a New York Times article:

After his speech, Mr. Obama tried to call both Mr. Boehner and the Senate Republican leader, Mitch McConnell, but was told they were asleep. 

Well, duh! The President should have said it was Davey or Chuckey Koch calling! With new ideas for seizing control of the Senate in 2014! 

Ole' Boner and McCuckle would've sprung out of bed like a teen-aged recruit at Marine boot camp.